macOS 14+ · 7-day free trial · One-time purchase
Connect Stripe, GA4 and Google Search Console. Track the numbers that matter, get instant milestone alerts and celebrate every win with sounds that are impossible to ignore.
Stripe · New paymentThis payment feels too good
Combo tip: fire again while it's still on screen → DOUBLE KILL → MULTI KILL → GODLIKE
Indie hackers who get it get it
“Finally an app that celebrates Stripe sales the way they deserve.”
“My Mac moaning on every sale is peak indie hacker energy.”
“SlapMetrics turned my menu bar into a hype machine. Love it.”
“The combo stacking when sales flood in? Chef's kiss.”
“Best $10 I've spent on my Mac this year. No contest.”
“GA4 sessions + airhorn = my neighbors hate me now.”
“Every refund triggers a scream. Perfectly balanced.”
“Shipped 3 products. SlapMetrics is the only one that slaps back.”
“Finally an app that celebrates Stripe sales the way they deserve.”
“My Mac moaning on every sale is peak indie hacker energy.”
“SlapMetrics turned my menu bar into a hype machine. Love it.”
“The combo stacking when sales flood in? Chef's kiss.”
“Best $10 I've spent on my Mac this year. No contest.”
“GA4 sessions + airhorn = my neighbors hate me now.”
“Every refund triggers a scream. Perfectly balanced.”
“Shipped 3 products. SlapMetrics is the only one that slaps back.”
“Menu bar dopamine hits are underrated. SlapMetrics gets the vibe.”
“Bootstrapped founders need wins celebrated loudly. This does it.”
“Small tool, big morale boost every time Stripe pings.”
“I demo this to every founder friend. Instant buy every time.”
“Finally something fun on the Mac that actually helps you ship.”
“The trial hooked me in one sale. Paid before the week was up.”
“My co-founder thought I was weird. Then he heard the airhorn.”
“Indie hacking is lonely — SlapMetrics makes wins feel shared.”
“Menu bar dopamine hits are underrated. SlapMetrics gets the vibe.”
“Bootstrapped founders need wins celebrated loudly. This does it.”
“Small tool, big morale boost every time Stripe pings.”
“I demo this to every founder friend. Instant buy every time.”
“Finally something fun on the Mac that actually helps you ship.”
“The trial hooked me in one sale. Paid before the week was up.”
“My co-founder thought I was weird. Then he heard the airhorn.”
“Indie hacking is lonely — SlapMetrics makes wins feel shared.”
SlapMac made laptops scream when you hit them. SlapMetrics makes yours react when your metrics move. Same energy. Different trigger.
Not a dashboard. A menu bar app that watches your metrics and slaps your screen when something worth reacting to happens.
Link Stripe, GA4, Datafast, or Search Console from the menu bar. OAuth — takes a minute. SlapMetrics starts watching.
Revenue, MRR, purchases & refunds
Sessions, signups, pageviews
Visitors, revenue, goal completions
Clicks, impressions, rankings
Goals — hit a number, get slapped. Triggers — every sale, every refund, each with its own emoji and meme sound.
$100 revenue today
🚀 + Jerry Maguire moan
Every Stripe sale
💰 + cha-ching
Every refund
🖕 + dramatic scream
500 GA sessions today
🔥 + airhorn
SlapMetrics lurks in your menu bar. When a goal lands or an event fires, your whole screen erupts. No charts to check — your Mac tells you.
Your trigger emoji floods the whole screen.
Stamp, banner, Fraunces amount — dead center.
Moans, screams, cha-chings at full volume.
Silent in the background until something hits.
Every goal and trigger gets its own emoji, meme sound, and on-screen message. Pick Light or Dark, dial celebration vs subtle, and stack combos when the hits keep coming.
Frosted celebration card or corner toast — stamp badge, bright glass. Stacks into combos when hits land together.
Dark glass panel — kinetic type, emoji rain, accent glow. Same combo stacking as Light.
Emoji burst, glass card, meme sound — the whole desktop reacts. Rapid hits stack into DOUBLE → MULTI → GODLIKE.
Quiet corner notification. Still plays your sound — no screen takeover.
Several hits in one burst scale up the reaction — DOUBLE KILL, MULTI KILL, GODLIKE. Fire the test button twice to try it.
Start from curated combos — Bag, Moon, Rage — then tweak emoji and sound.
Choose per goal or trigger — rockets, middle fingers, whatever fits.
Moans, screams, cha-chings, airhorns — preview before you save.
Custom headline on screen: "Show me the money!", "Noooo!", your call.
Drop MP3 or WAV into the Sounds folder — name them like moan_clip.mp3 and they override bundled lines.
Glance at revenue, sessions, or clicks without opening the panel.
One-time purchase. Pay once, use forever. Ship good things and let your Mac celebrate every single one of them.
Launch pricing window
Still $9.99 until the deadline — then it jumps to $19.95.
Price increases in
macOS 14+ · No credit card required · Pay once, use forever
When multiple events land in quick succession, they stack into one reaction instead of spamming separate toasts. The card grows and announcer callouts kick in — DOUBLE KILL, MULTI KILL, GODLIKE. Use the Fire button twice before the preview fades to see it.
A macOS menu bar app. Connect Stripe, GA4, Datafast, or Search Console. Set goals and event triggers. When your metrics move, your screen erupts.
No. Dashboards show numbers. SlapMetrics makes your Mac react to them.
Yes. Menu bar only. Silent until something worth celebrating — or mourning.
Download the app, start your 7-day free trial or buy a license in-app, then connect your integrations. No card required for the trial.
Yes — 7 days, full features, no credit card. One trial per Mac. After that, it's a one-time $9.99 purchase to keep going.
